August 3rd, 2006
i am now shifting the blame from balls to rachel for my growing cigarette addiction.
July 1st, 2006
|01:17 am - My bleeding ears were the cause of incorrect word usage.|
If Paris Hilton didn't decide to become a musical artist my life you be okay again.
Edit: Doesn't everyone know the words "would" and "you" are interchangable?
February 26th, 2006
alls i remember about last night is that i
1. engaged in substance abuse with one of heather's prefessors and a man with parkinson's disease,
2. discussed my catholic faith (or lack thereof) with flaming tony who accessorized his outfit with twigs and leaves, and
3. passed the fuck out (but not before calling everyone within a five state radius of alabama).
do i want this to happen every night of my life or never again?
i'm on the fence.
January 11th, 2006
MILLER LITE: You're not pretentious, but you have
certain expectations of the people you spend
time with. You're a fun person, though, and an
unconscious flirt. People enjoy being around
you, even if you don't treat them kindly. A
beer which is an only choice for some, but
liked all around, for a person who is picky
themselves but well regarded.
Basically this is telling me that I'm a bitch, but people like me anyway.
December 31st, 2005
WTF. I ATE A BOWL OF CORN NOT MORE THAN 7 MINUTES AGO.
December 14th, 2005
|05:56 pm - I bought myself a present for Christmas.|
Now, who's gonna buy me a razr to go with it?
A black one, preferably.
Don't everyone volunteer at once!
December 7th, 2005
November 30th, 2005
November 24th, 2005
i'm drunk. with chase over thanksgiving.
November 9th, 2005